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So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Still no good
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
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They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is it possible for the U.S. government to get rid of the constitution for national safety?